A deliberately small underground house and techno room on 16th Street in South Beach — capacity 130, no VIP, no bottle service pretension. The interior is lined floor-to-ceiling with gold-painted cassette tapes, and the dance floor sits under a glowing flying saucer light fixture. Co-founded by DJ-producer Behrouz and Will Renuart of Electric Pickle, it is explicitly built around the music rather than the spectacle.
Tight, sweaty 130-person room where the dance floor is the point. Doors open at 10pm, runs until 5am Wednesday through Saturday. Cover exists but no bottle minimums — the crowd skews genuine music fans rather than table-service seekers. Outside patio available when you need air. Tickets often on DICE.
The dress code at Do Not Sit On The Furniture is casual. You can wear sneakers, t-shirts, and other comfortable outfits. There's no strict policy for formal or fancy clothing, making it an easy-going place to enjoy a night out
To enter Do Not Sit On The Furniture, you must be at least 21 years old. The age restriction guarantees that the club maintains a mature and fun atmosphere
Bottle service is available at the club, and prices can differ depending on the type of liquor. Vodka bottles range from $475 to $900, while gin and rum cost between $500 and $775. Whiskey and scotch are priced from $475 to $1,625, and tequila costs between $500 and $1,425. Mezcal is available for $500 to $625, while champagne starts at $325 and can go up to $2,525.
Enquire about a tableThe dress code at Do Not Sit On The Furniture is casual. You can wear sneakers, t-shirts, and other comfortable outfits. There's no strict policy for formal or fancy clothing, making it an easy-going place to enjoy a night out
To enter Do Not Sit On The Furniture, you must be at least 21 years old. The age restriction guarantees that the club maintains a mature and fun atmosphere
Cover at Do Not Sit On The Furniture Miami is typically $10. It can vary by night and event.
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